Because you know you always secretly thought that yoda would be a kickass singer.

http://fun.drno.de/flash/yoda_film.swf

Action, Reaction

Things to do at Target while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we
have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell others that you'll only
invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why don't
you people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pretend to pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission
Impossible.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different
sized
funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK
ME!!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey we're out of toilet
paper in here."

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I wonder if you can get it baked, too...

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and
evolving web

Philharmonster

Thank you, Los Angeles. Perfect soundtrack to this image? Anything by john williams.

Happily Entering the Blogosphere

Hello,
Apparently high rise pants are on the way in. Who knew?
And now that we have that out of the way let me assure you that this is the last you will be hearing about them.
This blog, currently, is going to cover the following topics:
1. Interesting events occuring in my life.
2. Interesting events occuring in other people's lives.
3. Interesting music that someone needs to listen to, somewhere. (Genre is not important, however, rap and country* have to be really damn good)
4. Interesting things found during procrastinating. (other things that are related tp procrastination: writing a blog)
5. And some and sundry very NOT interesting things. But we'll talk about that when we get there.

So for now, with a perspective,
<3

*Jolene is the one exception to the exception, of course.